Jokes / insult text messages
U'r a MONKEY ,why becoz,( M 4 meek , O 4 out Class, N 4 nice , K 4 kind , E 4 excellent , Y 4 yummies,) now are u not a monkey?.
Those sparkling eyes, that amazing face, a 100 watt smile, that powerful stride, the cheerful talk, stuf I'm still the same how r u?.. Wat's up?.
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.. But don't make it a habit bcoz I'm not free every night.
I believed u so much, I trusted u so much. But u told my secret to every one. Why did u tell every one that I am so beautiful.
The best quality I like in you is that... U r very sentimental 1% senti 99% mental.
Whe u feel sad, to cheer up, just go to the mirror and say " damn I am sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it a habit coz liars go to hell.
Why do donkey eat grass? .......??........????..........?????, oooooooopppsss!!!! I'm sorry .It's ur personal matter.
Good morning... Have you done 2 of the most important things when u woke up today???. (1) pray, so tat u may live long. (2) take a bath so that others can live long cos u ozzz...
I hv a confession to make, ever since I've known u it's kind of hard to forget u. Every nite u appear in my dreams I find myself shouting, "somebody help me,".
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Hi sweetheart,Doing nothing ? Then make a place 4 me in ur heart! I May come there any time! Ur's faithfully "HEART ATTACk!"
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